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I almost got assaulted

July 4, 2017 (Morning)

Exercise Type: Run

Comments:
So I'm running around downtown Boston right, and I am just standing at a stoplight waiting to cross when I see some crazy person running at me from my right with his fist raised. First thing I notice is that he is wearing a Patriots hat so I was thinking maybe he was mad at me for wearing something else Vikings related, but I wasn't. It turns out this was just your standard crazy person. Luckily I always #staywoke when in the city and I dodged his fist as he swung it at my head. He then started backing away after his embarrassing miss, shouting verbatim, "I've had enough of you cracker fagits", and then bounded away looking for someone else to fight. Happy 4th of July.