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Mardi Gras

March 6, 2018 (Morning)

Exercise Type: Run

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Alright, talking about the run and then the shenanigans that happened the night before. Sorry about the late log. Been really busy drinking/doing shit. This is one of the longest periods I have gone without touching my computer in a long time!!! (I logged on my phone yesterday)

For this run I just got up and ran down the beachfront road and back. I shat in some construction workers' biff on the side of the rode and got catcalled by them. Like I gaf though?

Ok now on to more interesting talk:

The night before (Monday night) we went a few miles down the beach to this club called Hammerhead Fred's. We showed up at 8:30 and the place was already super lit. There were two lines, one that had a good 100-150 people in it and another that had like 10. Turns out the long one was for everyone under 21. So we got in the 21+ line, even with Rianna and Emily L who had fakes. They are supposedly super strict and really good at catching fakes down here so I was worried. Emily was stopped by the bouncer who was suspicious about her PA id and called over the manager who had a REAL PA id to compare. I though at this point it was game over.... BUT THEN THEY LET HER IN ANYWAY! Like damn that must be an unreal good fake id she has. Then Rianna came up next and went through the same ordeal. Except when the bouncer asked for her age she nearly said 19! And after comparing her fake to a real one they STILL let her in too!

We got free beer until 9:00 and then hit the degenerate dance floor. Let me tell ya, PCB is ratchet AF lol. Lots of trash here. We met up with some CMU guys, I talked some shit to some walmart wolverines telling me "go blue" who don't even go there, and then I met some other MSU people later. I also had a strong AF long island (talking literally twice as strong as in EL).

On the dance floor I found out that black people really like me. I made a bunch of friends. There were a bunch of thots up on the stage and the staff people kicking off all the guys that attempted to also get up on the stage. There was some girl shaking her ass in my face so I was slapping that like no other and then got a full frontal flash. Fun times. Everybody else wanted to leave at like 11:00 (I was having a great time and wanted to stay but I left with them anyway) so we got a free van ride back to our hotel by some jesus freaks from Louisiana Tech that were really nice.