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CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

March 8, 2018 (Night)

Exercise Type: Run

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Hmmm where do I start? So this afternoon Natalie met a couple of guys from Appalachian State at the pool and we all decided to go out together tonight. There were two guys: Enny and Jack.

Enny: Really really cool, kind, and friendly black guy. Definitely the type of guy that wants to be your friend and that you want to be a friend of.

Jack: Could not be more different than Enny. Extreme douchebag. Seriously, on the checklist of stereotypes about frat guys, this guy checks literally every box. I think he was in TKE. We all despised Jack. Not someone you want to associate yourself with at all. He was an embarrassment to all of us at dinner with how crossed he was. And when we were introducing ourselves and whatnot, Natalie said she attended Michigan State and deadass douchebag Jack then says, "Oh, so your major must be Women's Studies?" Natalie was actually really calm in her response and said, "I'm just going to pretend you didn't say an extremely sexist comment." Jack then proceeded to say he didn't like the jews or something. Later when were getting alyft ot go to the club, there was 5 of us so I ordered an XL. But then when the lyft arrived, Jack informed us that he was no longer going. So now we only had 4 people meaning we could've taken a cheaper regular lyft. I still requested that he pay his share but he refused. Fuck Jack.

Everything in PCB is a money grab. There were again two lines to the club: one cancerous long one and one really short one. There was a guy (NOT affiliated with the club selling $10 wristbands to get in the shorter line). We obliged and paid it anyway but I was skeptical so I just put the wristband in my pocket. The bouncer didn't care. When I came up, I asked, "Oh, do I need a wristband?" but he just responded, "I need to stamp your hand to let you in." Didn't need a wristband at all. So that's why I tweeted about my hatred of stealing. This douche was stealing $10 from everyone in the shorter line.

But jesus, this place is sin. I spent the night right in front of the stage while the douchebag staff members of the place selected only really hot and ratchet girls from the crowd to come up on the stage. Being in the front, I was grabbing ass like it was my job. This was essentially a strip club where you don't pay the dancers and you can touch them all you want. Crazy stuff. One of the staff guys on stage looked like a douchey blonde Shaun White. Al was also up front with me with Rianna chilling and having a good time. Al reached over and took the straw out of douchebag blonde Shaun White's drink and then told him, "Hey here's your straw" and gave it back to him. It was a really stupid thing and I thought it was funny but douchebag blonde Shaun White did not.

Once again, I was the last one standing from our group so I ran the 5 miles home. It was actually really dangerous because there were stretches of road that were really tight with no shoulder. Check my snapchat for my commentary lol.

I actually had loads of fun tonight.