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Neighborhood Watch II

September 12, 2018 (Afternoon)

Exercise Type: Run

Comments:
Did three laps around the neighborhood today. The urge to shit my brains out progressively got worse with every step. But it was on the third lap that I felt something drop on then suddenly I had tears streaming down my face. I was a mile away from my house and in a neighborhood with people walking their dogs and kids playing in the streets. I couldn't just go take a shit in someone's yard as I have done in other places in the past without going to jail. Why I didn't just stop at my house when I passed by it on the first and second laps, I don't know.

Then when I was just about a half mile away from home, a couple of BIG ASS birds (no idea what kind of birds, but they were bigger than them turkeys and geese) were chilling on the side of the path. I thought I could just run by them no problem, but when I came up to about ten yards away, one of them suddenly jumped into my way and was flapping its wings and shit. Now, I could've easily given these fuckers a good scrap but I had a big thing in my bowels needing an exit and NEEDED to get home ASAP. So I dodged the big ass birds by suddenly jumping into the street without looking. THANKFULLY there was no car behind me to hit me. I then proceeded to shout a good "fuck you" at the birds while giving them the bird. Right after that, I noticed a dad and his child nearby who saw the whole thing though... So I booked it the rest of the way home. I wasn't about to get yelled at by some dad for my obscenity.

But, I made it home and the dad didn't chase after me so it was all good.