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Wild VP Weekend

September 30, 2018 (Night)

Exercise Type: Run

Weather: Rainy cold and wild

Comments:
Today, I ran around 12.5 miles with mostly just Paolo doing a double campus loop. Ethan and Tiger Tattoo were also there for a short amount of time, however only the dawgs survived. The long run felt pretty rough, but I pulled through. I was just having problems with the cold rain and a tight calf. Overall solid long run, we just made that 3 in a row.

Also, it was split up into 2 parts because Paolo watch stopped for a hot sec. Still ran the full distance, minus a poo stop in Akers.

Alright now for last night...

So my sisters Sarah and Kristen came up to EL last night. This was the first time I've EVER had my sisters stay up, so I was actually decently excited. Around 6:30pm, after I dropped of the degenerate underclassmen some booze, I met up with Sarah, Kristen, and Liz. We ended up going to Noodles and Company and Sarah was telling me how they were looking to have a wild night. Now you guys know I've tamed down in my old age, but I was actually lookin to get a little wild.

So after we leave Noodle and Company and get back to Liz's, Liz realizes she left her purse at Noodles, so we have to drive back. There's no parking over, so I dropped Liz off and parked my car at 711 with my sister in it. I walked over to Noodles and Company to get Liz and after I meet up with Liz, I get a call from my twin sister Sarah.

"RILEY, YOU NEED TO GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO GET IN THE CALL" Sarah says frantically over the phone.

So, of course, I tell Liz to stay put and start hauling ass over there. I am fucking sprinting down Grand River for my life. Robby actually saw me sprinting and yelled if I needed a ride. I yelled back that I was doing something else right now. So, I just about make it to 7/11 and I'm getting ready to throw these gangly fucking hands. I don't know i'm gonna do, but i have the adreneline pumping and I'm ready to go. Then Sarah calls me back.

"Hahahaha, just kidding, no one was trying to break in".

"-_-"- Me

Let's not forget loggers, I almost got carjacked last Fall, so I don't mess around with this shit. Definitely a completely dick move on Sarah's part, don't why she'd do it.


BUT WAIT THERE'S FUCKING MORE. THE EXCITEMENT DOESN'T END THERE. OH NO SIR. So, we get back to Liz's and I'm still coming off an adrenaline rush. Not super happy. I decide to take Liz's trash out and walk a decently far distance to put it away. While, I'm taking the trash out... Liz calls me.

"RILEY SOMEONES TRYING TO BREAK INTO OUR HOUSE"- LIZ

"Um, are you guys telling the truth" - Me

"YES, THEY ARE KICKING DOWN THE DOOR AND ONE OF THEM JUST YELLED 'GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU RETARDS' and ARE SAYING ALL OF THIS THREATENING STUFF"- Liz.

So now shit's really going down (miss me with that Boy Who Cried Wolf Shit) and now I'm sprinting back to Liz's READY TO THROW HANDS AGAIN. THESE GANGLY HANDS DON'T GET ACTION BOIZ, BUT 2 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT I'M READY TO FUCKING GANGLE TANGLE. And this time, Garmin says that he saw me smh.

I sprint to Liz's and see a group of 4 people outside of her door. Here's the conversation

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?"- Me

".... what" - them

"THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND'S APARTMENT, GTFO"- Me

"..... Oh wait, this isn't Conners apartment" them.

So, this really muscular girl who could easily kick my ass and a few big dudes are standing outside the door and apparently they got the wrong address. Like wtf. Make sure you get the right address before you start banging on someone's door and yelling threatening shit. THANKFULLY I DIDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING THROW THESE GANGLY HANDS, BUT FUCK. I was about done at that point. So much adrenaline and we hadn't even made it to the pregame.

So later on, we went to the pregame at Maginstes which was fairly standard. Nothing too crazy there. Things got really wild once we got to the party though. I get a call from T-Cook saying "where are you man? Get over here, people are starting to leave". Shout to Tyler for giving me some major clout in front of my sisters lmao. So, we roll up with a large squad and I know it's gonna be wild. A fucked up Red Cap just comes up to us and he has a fanny pack full of edibles. So natually, I bought one and so did my sister. I ate 60% of one and gave the other 40% to Liz, but my sisters each ate the entire thing. SO THIS NIGHT WAS GOING TO BE A SHIT SHOW.

Later on, I run into the conniving bastard that is Mitch Lanzit. This dude comes up to me and says....

"Hey Riley, I just went outside and it's super cold... feel my hands man".

So I got to feel his hands.... and he pulls out an ice. So I FUCKING GOT ICED. RIP IN PEACE ME. It took me 3 times but I managed to get through it. At this point, I was starting to feel drunk and i was gonna get even more wild. I was planning on having a few more beers and getting super fucked but then things started going down hill fast.

First off, fellow club members were flirting with my sisters so I had to kind of take control of that. I won't shout out names (not even really mad about it), but had to watch out and control that. Then I didn't realize how much Liz had actually drank. She was super drunk and then the edible hit her, so it was the resurrection of Illinois Liz. At that point, I ubered her back home and the night was over. She didn't puke for as long as this time, but those gangly fingers had to go to work lmao.

I woke up in the morning to find that my younger sister dropped 33 dollars on Insomnia Cookies lol. 12 cookies and 3 things of milk, when she only meant to get 4. She didn't want them, so she gave them all to me. So successful night.

Despite my twin sister pulling that shit earlier, the night was still fun and overall I'd say I still had a good night. Sometimes the wildest nights are adventures and "That's just the way of the business, kid".

Sorry for the long post boiz, hopefully you enjoy the wild drinking log.