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The Legend of Nathan Smith

June 25, 2009 (Morning)

Exercise Type: Run

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Nathan Smith is a rising senior in high school and a potential recruit for Case's team. A bunch of guys tried to go for a run with him because he was supposed to be here on a visit...here is almost EXACTLY what happened....

Nathan Smith never asked for greatness. Greatness asked for Nathan Smith. For on this day, five men on foot, and one on a mighty steed (plated in metal armor and branded with the word "Trek") went on a search for Nate the Great.

The group arrived at Natty (light/ice) Nate's majestic castle, the Glidden, only to find that the mighty warrior was elsewhere. The group of 6 then embarked an a treacherous journey into the most dangerous parts of the jungle that is Cleveland.

The 6 fearless journeyman headed towards Wade Lagoon, a recent hunting ground of Cleveland's most vicious predators. The six searchers hoped to find Nate slaying the rapist creature of the Wade Lagoon or possibly even thrice beheading the three headed gun wielding dragon. These two monsters are infamous for devouring unknowing shirtless, sports-bra/bun-hugger wearing females whole. To no avail, Wade Lagoon contained no sign of the Great One.

Our journeymen continued their search for Nate the Great, heading down Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard of Broken Dreams (and bones). Immediately when they began traversing MLK, heaven rained down upon our heroes in the form of rain. It was a pleasant surprised that would prolong their journey in the blistering heat.

MLK is home to a rabid 16 legged 8 eyed creature known as "Packadogs." Packagogs has been known to scare the pants off of even the legendary (but not as legendary as NS) Mike Petro. Once again, however, to our heroes' dismay, no sign of Nate.

Our heroes were forced to turn around and head for home. They did not manage to find Nate, however, Timothy the Noble (one of the journeymen) used his Smith-Psychic abilities to spot the location of his fellow Smith. As it happened, Nate the Great was fighting a pack of chupacabras that had been terrorizing downtown Chicago. With the help of Mike Ditka, he managed to defeat the beast.

Cleveland criminals beware, Nate the Great will tear crime to shreds. We all know Lebron can't do it alone. Shaq can help too.

Nathan Smith, your legendary skills in the arts of kicking ass and taking names are necessary . Cleveland needs you...